Quotes


I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.

I never said most of the things I said.



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