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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I like children - fried.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.



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