The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
I like children - fried.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.