I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.