Funny Quotes

Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximim of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.