Electricity is really just organized lightning.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
When someone is impatient and says, I haven't got all day, I always wonder, how can that be? How can you not have all day?
