Best Friender

She'll be your best friend if...
you take her side in the argument
you don,t tell Miss that she cheated
you whisper to ber the name of the person you secretly love
you vote for her to be Team Captain
you give ber the first turn on your phone
you sbare your lunchbox crisps with her
you save her a space on the bench
you,11 be ber best friend.

Too late.
She's got a new best friend now.