by Deepam Kothari
I’m the darkest dark wizard in all of history
I’ll kill you out like Cedric Diggory.
With a move of my finger Ill put you on the floor
you’s a punk little kid without Dumbeldore
I’m the best wizard rapper you ever will see
you’re a undersized witch t with a dead mommy.
You’s a big bald fairy, you think I’m scared of you
I killed a basilisk and I’ll kill you too.
I got witches in class I got witches in the halls
If you look under my room you’ll see my quittich balls.
I win at wizard duels, I win at wizard chess,
Got platinum coated Stuff on my Hogwart’s Express
You can’t touch me son, I drive magic cars
I do out big hurt, you just leave behind little scars!
Poor little Harry, you’re such lad.
Do you miss your Uncle? Your Mom? Your Dad?
Oh that’s right, I killed ‘em, you’re little owl too.
All your friends are next, I’ll cut right through your crew.
Say it don’t spit it, your breath smells like a grave
Your teeth look like tombstones and your nose is concave
Your head looks like a golf ball, your face looks like a lizard
Here’s the toll free number for the hair club for wizards
The toughest gang around is the Gryffindor crew,
Wizards drive bys what we do
When dementors try to Trap me I step right up and spit my gum
I just cool out and say “Expecto Patronum”!
Last updated December 18, 2013