- The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
- The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
- The Brady Bunch
- The Check's In The Mail
- The Hot Rocks Polka
- The Night Santa Went Crazy
- The Plumbing Song
- The Rye And The Kaiser
- The Saga Begins
- The Weird Al Show Theme
- The White Stuff
- Theme From Rocky Xiii
- This Is The Life
- This Song's Just Six Words Long
- Title Of The Song In Question
- Toothless People
- Traffic Jam
- TRASH DAY
- Trigger Happy
- Truck Drivin' Song
- Twister
- Uhf
- Velvet Elvis
- Waffle King
- WANNA BE UR LOVR
- We Got The Beef
- When I Was Your Age
- Whole Lotta Lunch
- WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME
- Won't Eat Prunes Again
