Quotes by Dave Barry


It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'


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