Quotes by Elayne Boosler


I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.


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