Subjoyride

by Elsa von Freytag-Loringhoven

Elsa von Freytag-Loringhoven

READY-TO-WEAR —
AMERICAN SOUL POETRY.
(THE RIGHT KIND)

It’s popular — spitting Maillard’s Safety controller handle — You like it!
They actually kill Paris
Garters dromedary fragrance
Of C.N. in a big Yuban!
Ah — madam —
That is a secret Pep-O-Mint —
Will you try it —
To the last drop?

Tootsie kisses Marshall’s
Kippered health affinity
4 out of 5 — after 40 — many
Before your teeth full-o’
Pep with 10 nuggets products
Lighted Chiclets wheels and
Axels — carrying Royal
Lux Kamel hands off the
Better Bologna’s beauty —
Get this straight — Wrigley’s
Pinaud’s heels for the wise —
Nothing so Pepsodent — soothing —
Pussy Willow — kept clean
With Philadelphia Cream
Cheese.
They satisfy the man of
Largest mustard underwear —
No dosing —
Just rub it on.

Weak — rundown man like
The growing miss as well —
Getting on and off unlawful
With jelly — jam — or Meyer’s
Soap noodles
The Rubberset kind abounds —
The exact flavor lasts —
No metal can VapoRub
Oysterettes.

Wenatchee Barbasol peaks
Father John’s patent — presentation — Set — cold — gum’s start
And finish.
18 years’ electro-pneumatic
Operation Mary Garden cost
The golden key $1,500,000
Smile — see Lee Union — all
It’s the grandest thing —
After every meal — no boiling
Required — keeps the
Doctor a day — just Musterole
Dear Mary — the mint with
The hole — oh Lifebuoy!
Adheres well — delights
Your taste — continuous
Germicidal action — it
Means a wealth of family
Vicks —
Our men know their
Combatant jobs since 1888 —
Quicker than Maxwell
Brakes.
You can teach a select
Seal packer parrol — Rinso —
Postum lister World-War
on Saxo Salve — —
Try a venotonic semi—
Soft of a stiff indigestion
Don’t scratch!
Original sunshine makes
Tanlac children
Do you know that made
From rich pure shaving
Cream Jim Henry tired
Out?

Famous Fain reduces
Reg’lar fellows to the
Toughest Cory Chrome
Pancake apparel — kept
Antiseptic with gold dust
Rapid transit — —
It has raised 3 generations
Of mince-piston-rings-pie.
Wake up your passengers —
Large and small — to ride
On pins — dirty erasers and
Knives
These 3 Graces operate slot
For 5 cents.
Don’t envy Aunt Jemima’s
Self raising Cracker Jack Laxative knitted chemise
With that chocolaty
Taste — use Pickles in Pattern
Follow Green Lions.





Last updated February 01, 2023