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Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
• George Carlin


Quotes of the Day

Wise people have an inward sense of what is beautiful, and the highest wisdom is to trust this intuition and be guided by it.
• Aristotle


Poems of the Day
  • Richard Brautigan
    December 30
    by Richard Brautigan
    At 1:30 in the morning a fart smells like a marriage between an avocado and a fish head. I have to get out of bed to write this down without my glasses on.