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Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
• George Carlin


Quotes of the Day

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
• Woody Allen


Poems of the Day
  • Nicole Callihan
    Rations
    by Nicole Callihan
    In the stack of needles, I found, finally, a single piece of hay, and with my bloody thumbs, I sat under the sun and sucked on it, and dusk came, then dawn, ad infinitum. Add infinitum more.   I ...