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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
• George Carlin


Quotes of the Day

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
• Galileo Galilei


Poems of the Day
  • Cathy Park Hong
    Zoo
    by Cathy Park Hong
    Ga The fishy consonant, Na The monkey vowel. Da The immigrant’s tongue as shrill or guttural. Overture of my voice like the flash of bats. The hyena babble and apish ...