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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
• George Carlin


Quotes of the Day

Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.
• Jose Ortega y Gasset


Poems of the Day
  • Ogden Nash
    The Firefly
    by Ogden Nash
    The firefly's flame Is something for which science has no name I can think of nothing eerier Than flying around with an unidentified glow on a person's posteerier.