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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
• George Carlin


Quotes of the Day

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
• Al Gore


Poems of the Day
  • Albert Pike
    Agapou Pneuma
    by Albert Pike
    Thou must have altered in the two long years Which thou hast passed since I beheld thee, Ann! For then thou wast just budding into life, And Hopes, with fiery eyes, thy heart did fan, And gray ...