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When someone is impatient and says, I haven't got all day, I always wonder, how can that be? How can you not have all day?
• George Carlin


Quotes of the Day

The opinions and beliefs of men . . . follow involuntarily the evidence proposed to their minds.
• Thomas Jefferson


Poems of the Day
  • James Scully
    Poe Votes
    by James Scully
    Wednesday Oct. 3rd, 1849 all liquored up and dragged (Crane guesses) retching through Baltimore polling place to polling place to Ryan’s 4th Ward, each time a different dead man, with his semblance ...