1. Home »
  2. Funny Quotes

Funny Quote 24457

When someone is impatient and says, I haven't got all day, I always wonder, how can that be? How can you not have all day?
• George Carlin


Quotes of the Day

The man who has never made a fool of himself in love will never be wise in love

• Theodor Reik



Poems of the Day
  • Oscar Fay Adams
    Midsummer Passes
    by Oscar Fay Adams
    With faltering step the sweet Midsummer paused Upon the last stair of the worn July. Behind her blushed the roses and before The scarlet poppies shimmered in the corn. From far-off woods a heated breath ...