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I won't lie to you and make you believe what's evil, is making love, and making friends, and meeting God your own way... the RIGHT way.
• Phillip Anselmo


Quotes of the Day

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
• Bill Cosby


Poems of the Day
  • Billy Collins
    Marginalia
    by Billy Collins
    Sometimes the notes are ferocious, skirmishes against the author raging along the borders of every page in tiny black script. If I could just get my hands on you,