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I won't lie to you and make you believe what's evil, is making love, and making friends, and meeting God your own way... the RIGHT way.
• Phillip Anselmo


Quotes of the Day

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

• Ogden Nash



Poems of the Day
  • Adrian Matejka
    Soave Sia Il Vento
    by Adrian Matejka
    after Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart In the wobbly pirouette between song & dust, dog-nosed living room windows & a purple couch that should have been curbed last July: Saturday sunlight cuts it all ...