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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.
• Claude Pepper


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In men of the highest character and noblest genius there is to be found an insatiable desire for honour, command, power, and glory.
• Marcus Tullius Cicero


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    Edna St. Vincent Millay

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    The room is full of you!-As I came in And closed the door behind me, all at once A something in the air, intangible, Yet stiff with meaning, ...