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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• Lana Turner


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A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
• Friedrich Nietzsche


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  • David Ferry
    A Charm
    by David Ferry
    I have a twin who bears my name; Bears it about with him in shame; Who goes a way I would not go; Has knowledge of things I would not know; When I was brave he was afraid; He told the truth, I ...