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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• Lana Turner


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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
• Hedy Lamarr


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    Marie Howe

    My Father's Oak
    My father's oak, three years taller, stands taller now than I. Two crows for company. One gripping the telephone wire overhead, cries ...