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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
• Jerry Seinfeld


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Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
• Judith Viorst


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    Hilda Doolittle

    Heat
    O wind, rend open the heat, cut apart the heat, rend it to tatters. Fruit cannot drop through this thick air-- fruit cannot fall into heat that ...