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As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
• Tracey Ullman


Quotes of the Day

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
• Judith Viorst


Poems of the Day
    Allen Ginsberg

    The Lion For Real
    "Soyez muette pour moi, Idole contemplative..." I came home and found a lion in my living room Rushed out on the fire escape screaming Lion! ...