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Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
• Hesiod


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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
• Dave Barry


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    William Stanley Merwin

    My Friends
    My friends without shields walk on the target It is late the windows are breaking My friends without shoes leave What they love Grief moves ...