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Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
• Hesiod


Quotes of the Day

I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the Scriptures, but with experiments, and demonstrations.
• Galileo Galilei


Poems of the Day
  • Bob Dylan
    All I Really Want To Do
    by Bob Dylan
    I ain't lookin' to compete with you, Beat or cheat or mistreat you, Simplify you, classify you, Deny, defy or crucify you. All I really want to do Is baby be friends with you.