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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
• Jay Leno


Quotes of the Day

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
• Joe E. Lewis


Poems of the Day
    Carl Sandburg

    An Electric Sign Goes Dark
    POLAND, France, Judea ran in her veins, Singing to Paris for bread, singing to Gotham in a fizz at the pop of a bottle’s cork.