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Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
• Jerry Lewis


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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
• Laurence J. Peter


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    Walt Whitman

    Thought.
    OF Justice—As if Justice could be anything but the same ample law, expounded by natural judges and saviors, As if it might be this thing or that ...