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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
• Victor Hugo


Quotes of the Day

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
• Elayne Boosler


Poems of the Day
    Christine Hume

    Induction
    Nine stitches and liquid morphine cannot keep it closed Lunar halo runs circles more hollow than forgot Steel birds fly from clocks Striking ...