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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
• Mark Twain


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Advice is judged by results, not by intentions.
• Marcus Tullius Cicero


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    I was crushed between Altgeld and Armour. I lost many friends, much time and money Fighting for Altgeld whom Editor Whedon Denounced as the ...