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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
• George Burns


Quotes of the Day

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
• Norman Wisdom


Poems of the Day
    Ogden Nash

    The Octopus
    Tell me, O Octopus, I begs Is those things arms, or is they legs? I marvel at thee, Octopus; If I were thou, I'd call me Us.