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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
• Lily Tomlin


Quotes of the Day

The world, not only America, would be a much better place if we could all learn to respect the basic humanity of those with different viewpoints.
• Marcia Roberts


Poems of the Day
  • Patience Worth
    My Valley
    by Patience Worth
    I recall a certain valley that lay secluded, Guarded by two somber mountains- Each a sentinel; a valley where it seemed That happiness was caught and prisoned; For the birds wrote with their wings