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I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
• Stephen King


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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.
• Claude Pepper


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    Marie Howe

    The Game
    And on certain nights, maybe once or twice a year, I'd carry the baby down and all the kids would come, all nine of us together, and we'd ...