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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
• Steven Wright


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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
• Milton Berle


Poems of the Day
    Edgar Lee Masters

    Elizabeth Childers
    Dust of my dust, And dust with my dust, O, child who died as you entered the world, Dead with my death! Not knowing breath, though you tried so ...