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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
• David Letterman


Quotes of the Day

In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.
• Galileo Galilei


Poems of the Day
  • Walt Whitman
    Mannahatta.
    by Walt Whitman
    I WAS asking for something specific and perfect for my city, Whereupon, lo! upsprang the aboriginal name! Now I see what there is in a name, a word, liquid, sane, unruly, musical, self-sufficient;