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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
• Joe E. Lewis


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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
• W. C. Fields


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    William Carlos Williams

    April Is The Saddest Month
    There they were stuck dog and bitch halving the compass Then when with his yip they parted oh how frolicsome she grew before him playful dancing ...