I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.• Paula Poundstone...
Oh, Timballoo! How Happy We Are by Louisa May Alcott "Oh, Timballoo! how happy we are, We live in a sieve and a crockery jar! And all night long, in the starlight pale, We sail away, with a pea-green sail, And whistle and warble a moony song