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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
• Mitch Hedberg


Quotes of the Day

I've learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not on our circumstances.
• Martha Washington


Poems of the Day
  • Alberto Rios
    Who Has Need, I Stand with You
    by Alberto Rios
    In this hour, let us grant to each other the grace that is ours to give. In each other, let us see ourselves, and ourselves again, That all the times we have looked at our faces in a mirror Should ...