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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
• Elayne Boosler


Quotes of the Day

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.
• Bertrand Russell


Poems of the Day
  • Carl Sandburg
    Cadenza
    by Carl Sandburg
    THE KNEES of this proud woman are bone. The elbows of this proud woman are bone. The summer-white stars and the winter-white stars never stop circling around this proud woman. The bones