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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
• Dave Barry


Quotes of the Day

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
• Leo Buscaglia


Poems of the Day
  • Herman Melville
    Afterward
    by Herman Melville
    "Seedsmen of old Saturn's land, Love and peace went hand in hand, And sowed the Era Golden! "Golden time for man and mead: Title none, nor title-deed, Nor any slave, nor Soldan.