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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
• Ellen DeGeneres


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All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

• Ogden Nash



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  • Ellen Bass
    Waiting for Rain
    by Ellen Bass
    Finally, morning. This loneliness feels more ordinary in the light, more like my face in the mirror. My daughter in the ER again. Something she ate? Some freshener someone spritzed in the ...