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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
• Robert Orben


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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
• Ambrose Bierce


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    Carl Sandburg

    Silver Nails
    A MAN was crucified. He came to the city a stranger, was accused, and nailed to a cross. He lingered hanging. Laughed at the crowd. "The nails are ...