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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
• Robert Orben


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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
• Voltaire


Poems of the Day
    Theodore Roethke

    Pickle Belt
    The fruit rolled by all day. They prayed the cogs would creep; They thought about Saturday pay, And Sunday sleep. Whatever he smelled was ...