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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
• Laurence J. Peter


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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
• Mel Brooks


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    Henry van Dyke

    An American in Europe
    'Tis fine to see the Old World, and travel up and down Among the famous palaces and cities of renown, To admire the crumbly castles and the ...