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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
• Chevy Chase


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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
• Milton Berle


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    Theodore Roethke

    Night Journey
    Now as the train bears west, Its rhythm rocks the earth, And from my Pullman berth I stare into the night While others take their rest. Bridges of ...