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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
• Ellen DeGeneres


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One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
• Ronald Reagan


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    Ella Wheeler Wilcox

    The Tavern Of Last Times
    At Box Hill, Surrey A modern hour from London (as we spin Into a silver thread the miles of space Between us and our goal), there is a ...