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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
• Don Marquis


Quotes of the Day

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
• Johnny Vegas


Poems of the Day
    Billy Collins

    Snow Day
    Today we woke up to a revolution of snow, its white flag waving over everything, the landscape vanished, not a single mouse to punctuate the ...