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Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
• Ronald Reagan


Quotes of the Day

To love abundantly is to live abundantly, and to love forever is to live forever.
• Henry Drummond


Poems of the Day
    Anne Sexton

    The Touch
    For months my hand was sealed off in a tin box. Nothing was there but the subway railings. Perhaps it is bruised, I thought, and that is why they ...