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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
• Brooke Shields


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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
• Mitch Hedberg


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    Stephen Crane

    God lay dead in heaven
    God lay dead in heaven; Angels sang the hymn of the end; Purple winds went moaning, Their wings drip-dripping With blood That fell upon the ...