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Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
• Alfred Hitchcock


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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
• Jay London


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    Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

    The Meeting
    After so long an absence At last we meet agin: Does the meeting give us pleasure, Or does it give us pain? The tree of life has been shaken, And ...