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The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
• Al Gore


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Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
• Ashley Montague


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    Emily Dickinson

    I think I was enchanted
    593 I think I was enchanted When first a sombre Girl- I read that Foreign Lady- The Dark-felt beautiful- And whether it was noon at night- Or ...