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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
• Joe E. Lewis


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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
• Laurence J. Peter


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    Mary Ann Hoberman

    Ice-skating
    In winter when the biting breezes Blow and all the water freeze, Then it’s time, it’s time to go Skating on the ice. Choose a day that’s ...