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There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
• Kevin James


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The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
• Joseph Conrad


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    Bob Hicok

    Sudden Movements
    My father's head has become a mystery to him. We finally have something in common. When he moves his head his eyes get big as roses filled with ...