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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
• Albert Einstein


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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
• Greek proverb


Poems of the Day
  • Edna St. Vincent Millay
    She is Overheard Singing
    by Edna St. Vincent Millay
    OH, Prue she has a patient man, And Joan a gentle lover, And Agatha's Arth' is a hug-the-hearth,­ But my true love's a rover! Mig, her man's as good as cheese And honest as a ...