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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
• Albert Einstein


Quotes of the Day

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
• Robert Orben


Poems of the Day
  • Anthony Hecht
    The Dover Bitch: A Criticism Of Life
    by Anthony Hecht
    So there stood Matthew Arnold and this girl With the cliffs of England crumbling away behind them, And he said to her, "Try to be true to me, And I'll do the same for you, for things are bad