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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
• Albert Einstein


Quotes of the Day

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
• Hesiod


Poems of the Day
  • Sylvia Plath
    Wintering
    by Sylvia Plath
    This is the easy time, there is nothing doing. I have whirled the midwife's extractor, I have my honey, Six jars of it, Six cat's eyes in the wine cellar, Wintering in a dark without window