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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
• Albert Einstein


Quotes of the Day

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
• Bertrand Russell


Poems of the Day
  • Adrian Matejka
    Propellant (Gunpowder or Cordite)
    by Adrian Matejka
    Gunpowder, like poetry, was mistaken for an immortality potion. Poetry, like gunpowder was first used to light up the sky with every color outside a summer window. 700 AD, & the first ...