by Bruce Lansky

Bruce Lansky

As poor as a _______.
As strong as an ______,
As cute as a ______,
As smart as ______.

As thin as a ______,
As white as a ______,
As fit as a ______
As dumb as a ______.

As bald as an ______,
As neat as a ______,
As proud as a ______,
As ugly as ______.

Use fresh similes when
you speak and you write,
so your friends will think you are
quite clever and bright.

Last updated May 14, 2019