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Never have more children than you have car windows.
• Erma Bombeck


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Faith is a euphemism for prejudice and religion is a euphemism for superstition.
• Paul Keller


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    Robert Creeley

    Zero
    for Mark Peters Not just nothing, Not there's no answer, Not it's nowhere or Nothing to show for it - It's like There's no past like the ...